Unicorn Fabulous

thetonystarks:

hiddlessiren:

Can we appreciate the fact that Tony needed like ten minutes to declare Loki as “his stuff”?

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bigplanssforthatfish:

reblogallthenerdythings:

we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever please disregard my shitty editing skills

no listen this is actually really amazing because this is a real thing. i think this counts as a pidgin language. a pidgin language is basically a changed, simplified version of a language. you can change the spellings of words, pronunciation, grammar rules, or even make up new words. i think. i’d have to research it a bit more to be sure but i’m 90% sure this is right. if its not a pidgin language, then its a lingua franca but thats more used for trade and stuff like that. but still a new language. so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Destiel PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language. Another characteristic is that it is frequently changing. tumblr goes through many trends with how we talk. if i remember correctly, when i first made an account about two years ago, talking like this wasn’t quite as common. also, that thing of suddenly capitalizing your sentence is fairly recent. you know, when people go “the new epISODE IS TOMORROW”. Like one of the people up there said, all of this is awesome because how else do you easily show emotion and tone over the internet? we’ve even made a whole sense of humour that most people here share in. There’s so much more that I could talk about with this, but i’m tired and i may be entirely wrong about everything. but yes. people on the fandom side of tumblr who speak like this are speaking a new language

theyonderlander:

"I gave eternal life to a criminal once. I didn’t know at the time and he gave me tasty berries okay?"
Luckily Yveltal is good at cleaning up those kinds of messes eh?

theyonderlander:

"I gave eternal life to a criminal once. I didn’t know at the time and he gave me tasty berries okay?"

Luckily Yveltal is good at cleaning up those kinds of messes eh?

tomatomagica:

rude mahou shoujo

tomatomagica:

rude mahou shoujo

I wish reality wasn’t so hard

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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You know I’m sick of people tell me ‘everything will be alright’ like they know how the futures gonna be.
Well excuse me for the lack of optimism

lefthandedarchitect:

Reunion

…at the foot of my bed. 

Imagine being in a coma,

imagine all the things you hear

All the things you can’t respond to.

You can’t cry

You can’t reply

You can’t laugh

Imagine all the unsaid words just circling your mind as the person you’d like to tell them to isn’t even in the room. 

usmcdreamin32:

cultofkimber:

static-sea:

I had a good laugh tonight.

This makes my heart hurt.

I can’t deal with stupid people

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

iamtonysexual:
kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.